Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Overheard on the bus

Short, portly, late middle-aged man with ginger hair and mismatched clothes, shouting into his mobile phone.

"Hello Lindsay, don't say anything,"

(scratchy reply, also shouted)

"I don't like your offer."

(scratchy shouting)

"Because I don't like it. I just don't like it."

(shouty scratching)

"I don't like your offer and you're an idiot, Lindsay."

Whereupon he exited the bus, rapidly, shoving other passengers out of the way.

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