The train to Midland attracts all sorts.
This afternoon Prudence could not block out a pair of first year uni students, both desperately trying to be alternative.
Said the boy (self-consciously camp voice) to the girl (deliberately bored tones): "I've, like, culled a lot of people from facebook".
Girl: "Like, how many friends do you have now?"
Boy: "Only about 400."
Girl: "Oh, like, that's not very many."
Prudence couldn't tell whether that was sarcastic.